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Sunday, 13 February 2011

Beauty Is Nothing Without Brain

What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

reply dari CEO J.P Morgan :
Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

P/S : I just want to express my feeling about this  issue because nowadays, most of girls only look for a fool rich guy.. 

Message dalam Message : Labi-Labi nak tanye dekat korang if korang nie perempuan macam minah yang dekat atas nie adakah korang dapat bagi jaminan dekat lelaki seperti Labi-Labi yang anda boleh mengekalkan wajah anda yang cantik gebu putih mulus itu? Mungkin anda berasa anda itu cantik dan kecantikan anda itu asset tapi sampai bila kecantikan anda itu dapat bertahan? 10 tahun? 20 tahun? ataupun 30 tahun? its totally not! in order to maintain your beauty anda hanya perabiskan duit lelaki sahaja..so for guys please don't accept this kind of slut..

Yes ! Labi-Labi mungkin nanti ada income yang tak sebanyak itu..But according to CEO J.P Morgan, our salary will increase and your beauty will decrease and we only willing to date with you but will not marry you. You such a materialistic maggots!

Untuk Ms. Pretty dan seangkatan dengan Ms Pretty,

Kecantikan itu bukan datang daripada rupa mu yang gebu, putih , pipi bak buah delima ke tapi kecantikan itu datang dari hati yang ikhlas dan akhlak yang terpuji bukannya kehidupan yang materialistic just like you. From my observation, sorry to say you are really retarded asshole. Biar tak cantik sikit asalkan perangai itu tak jelik dipandang.

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